"I know the word for ‘sweep’ in a lot of different languages thanks to curling!"

"Just get a bat and start hitting"

"I'd like to see Pacific Islanders recognised for their contribution to World Rugby"

"Cliff Richard invited us for Christmas dinner..."

"Diving for golf balls is a dangerous business"

"You don't argue with an elephant"

"Paolo is great bloke. I'd employ him again without hesitation"

"The lowest points came generally after a run in with the infamous “Moroccan Tummy”"

"When he said my name after a swear word... I knew I'd done something wrong!"

"Liverpool FC have padel 2 courts at their training centre"